A Weight-Loss Limerick

There once was a girl who was chubby.

She cried and she said to her hubby,

"I've tried this and that but I'm still just as fat."

So they calmed her sad feelings with grubby.

She realized one day: it was diet.

So she just decided to try it.

The pounds came right off and no more would she scoff

Down bad food. She will grill it, not fry it.