Hey there White T-shirt,
Thanks for making my arms look super tan in comparison to you.
Hey there size 2 jeans from high school,
Thanks for fitting today. It made my day when I was able to easily close the button without a heinous muffin top. Also, you're too long, so I go for the extra large cuff which turns you into ankle pants.
Hey there wedding ring,
You're the only accessory I need. I sure love the guy who bought you. And I sure love how nontraditional you are.
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