...is that you invite all the people, plan the party, rush to finish your kitchen remodel, get everything prepped and decorated, make the food, go to the blessing, take pictures, and host a party, all just seven weeks after you had a baby. And it's a success, and everyone loves the baby and the blessing and the food and your new kitchen. And then when it's over, you collapse from exhaustion, because heck, seven weeks ago you had a baby, and you just threw a bangin' party. So you go collapse, girl. Go get a massage.