Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Some stuff pertaining to Facebook

I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking: I'm hilarious.

I'm probably my own biggest fan. Sometimes, I come up with amazing facebook statuses, post them, and sit staring at my screen in admiration of my own cleverness.

I read something once that was like (and I'm loosely paraphrasing), "Liking your own facebook status is like laughing too hard at your own bad joke," and blah blah blah explaining how it's tacky or whatever.

So I always refrained from liking my own stuff. But then one day, I was thinking, after a particularly hilarious post, "Sometimes I just want to like my own status."

And a light bulb went on. I had just thought of one of my best statuses. I would post "sometimes I just want to like my own status"... AND THEN I WOULD LIKE IT.  It was perfect. I can proudly say it was one of my more popular posts. It got a lot of likes and comments. People, this is bad for my already too-big ego.

Anyway, another one of my great one-liners is:

Jokes about female bodily functions are not funny. Period. 

Before you boo me out of my own house and throw rotten vegetables on my stuff, let me explain something. I thought of that completely organically. A while ago, I saw a pinterest image of the same phrase, and I proudly knew in my heart that I was cleverer than the person who made that image. I'm not saying I was the first person to come up with the phrase, but I came up with it totally on my own. Just like I also invented the squirty baby food spoon on my own, and then I realized it already existed.

Boon Squirt Baby Food Dispensing Spoon

Here's another facebook gem. My doppelganger is Meryl Streep when she was a teenager. 

Speaking of, where in the world is Doppelganger week? They had one like 4 years ago, and it was supposed to be an annual thing, but then they never had another one. 

That's all I got. Go follow The Framed Lady's facebook page for post updates and hilarious statuses. 


  1. I loved this post. It just made me laugh all over. The end.

  2. Sometimes I think I'm super funny too and I'll post it on my twitter and my facebook because it is just that fabulous. Other times, I want to be funny and I borrow from comedians. They are professionals at laughing. Esther Norine Designs


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