The truth about my body is:
I don't have that many quirks, which I guess might be a quirk in and of itself. I'm not double-jointed
My leg hair is blond. The only reason I shave it is because if it gets too unruly, you can see it glistening in the sun. I can go several weeks without shaving.
I don't have ANY scars. I get hurt. I get scrapes just like everyone else. They even scab and leave a mark for a week or two. But I don't have a single, lasting scar about which I could tell you a cool story. I've actually always secretly hoped for appendicitis so I could have a cool ridged scar to show off. I'm totes jelly of you girls who have battle scars. (Keep your fingers crossed for a c-section, amiright? Just kidding)
I get really tan in the summer, but I also freckle - permanently. My mom has tons of freckles on her chest and arms from a history of sun exposure, and that's the path I'm headed down.
I have two identical birthmarks, one on my shoulder blade and one on my upper-outer thigh (hip?). They are a patch of tiny freckles, but they never fade. They are about two square inches, and from a distance, they just look like a little tan spot.
And just for fun:
The truth about MY HUSBAND'S BODY
Get ready. It's fun. His body, I mean. Too much? Ok, dialing it back.
Conrad has a lop-sided head. His skull has a big bulge on one side. When we buzz his hair, it's super obvious.
He's all legs. His torso is only slightly longer than mine, despite him being almost a whole foot taller than me. We affectionately refer to his gams as "grasshopper legs." Our baby boy also has freakishly long femurs for a fetus.
Conrad has this awesome tuft of hair smack in the middle of his chest. And he gets a tiny bit hairier every year. Hmmm... We may have to whip out the wax in ten years. Do some manscaping.
That's all, folks! Link up to my girl Kate's fun new link up, The Truth About. This week's theme is obviously The Truth About My Body (no self-deprecating, only funny quirks please!). Next week is The Truth About My Job. Keep an eye out for more fun link ups!